Hello 1-900

Holidays are over, I’m back, and back to the adventures of my single life.

So I chatted with this guy a year or so ago, but we never met. ( I tend to weed people out early) Randomly, he pops up on my Facebook messenger. Downside to technology, if you give a guy your phone number you will pop up as someone they may know on Facebook. Bam, they now have your full name, keep this in mind ladies, the dating world can be scary.

So this guy starts with the normal, hi how are you, how have you been, are you still single? Then progresses to, do you like kissing, can I kiss you here and there, would you like if I do this? (Wait am I billing you 9.99 a minute) I just X out and ignore thinking he’d get the idea. (Men never get the idea) NOPE!!!

Hey Shawn, where did you go? Do you like these things being done to you? (The obvious answer is yes of course, doesn’t everyone) Me being the flippant girl that I am tell him that these are to be discovered, and not discussed. Should be the end of the subject right, or let’s get together and start discovering each other? (this is what I would think someone would say)  I get a well we can discuss, till we can discover! Dude you might want to discover my eye color, favorite food, or at the very least meet me in person before you think I am going to tell you my sexual desires. (ps, I can not desire someone I have never met, I am a see it, feel it, touch it kind of girl) So to get my point across, I ask him if he would want some man to one day contact his daughter and speak to her like that? Guess what, he got all freaked out, telling me to not discuss his daughter.( gee daddy, don’t want to think about a pig talking to your little girl that way) Needless to say, the conversation abruptly ended with a good luck to you, and poof we are done.

I, by nooooo means am a prude! If you know me, you know I am the biggest perverted, sexual innuendo person. And I love women who are open and honest with their sexuality and can chat with the best of them. But, if it is someone I am wanting to date, I need to know that there is chemistry between us. Chemistry can’t be known till we are in the same breathing space. So the virtual world of chatting about sex will just have to be for those with a more vivid imagination. ( Hmmm, unless I am getting paid and it’s not someone I will ever meet) I’ll stick to the old fashion, see it, feel it, touch it, and make it my own.

Moral of this story is, no matter what, you are in control of what you want to discuss! The image you want to portray or the role you want to play. Don’t think just because you are single, and you may be eager to go on a date you have to do, or discuss anything that you don’t want to.

Impressions matter, if their best foot forward is covered in warts and smells like a pig, they will most likely always be a pig.

Till the next time, I wish you health, wealth, happiness, and pig free adventures!

 

 

 

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